‘My shit always works sometimes…’
RANKED: Transformers
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‘We’re not the bad guys, we’re just the guys trying to get home…’
Film Review: Bad Boys for Life – 6/10
‘Do you want your legacy to be muscle shirts and body counts?‘
Film Review: Bumblebee – 7/10
‘They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn’t set off any red flags?’
Film Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – 3/10
Producer Michael Bay and director Jonathan Liebesman continue to flog dead horses whilst ruining people’s childhoods.
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Film Review: The Rock – 8.5/10
‘Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen…’
