‘Why is there a watermelon there?‘

The Things That Really Matter
‘Why is there a watermelon there?‘
‘Although we sisters are supposed to be invisible, God has nevertheless given us eyes and ears...’
‘Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick...’
‘I was, uh, sent down from Washington D.C. to see about these murders…’
‘Don’t bother to buckle up – you may not want to survive this...’
‘Career suicide’s not so bad when you consider the alternative is suicide by career...’
‘People don’t stop watching when there’s a conflict. They stop watching when there isn’t one…’