‘Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?’
Film Review: The Descent – 8/10
‘I’m an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider…’
Film Review: The Conjuring 2 – 4/10
‘There was a crooked man. He walked a crooked mile…’
Film Review: Starry Eyes – 7/10
“Ambition – the blackest of human desires. Everyone has it, but how many act on it?’
Film Review: Split – 6/10
“You like to make fun of us, but we are more powerful than you think…’
Film Review: Ouija – 5.5/10
‘Keep telling yourself it’s just a game…’
Film Review: Lights Out – 6.5/10
‘Keep the lights out…’
Film Review: IT – 8/10
“He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts…’
Film Review: High Rise – 7.5/10
‘Mrs. Hillman is refusing to clean unless I pay her what I apparently owe her. Like all poor people, she’s obsessed with money…’
Film Review: Halloween: H20 – 7/10
The night HE came home… again.
