I have spent far too many hours of my life sat in my own filth watching horror movie after horror movie so there is no greater authority than me when it comes to this subject. I give you the greatest horror movie killers of all time:
The Saw Franchise: A Retrospective (part two)
Continuing my look at a maligned but underrated series…
The Saw Franchise: A Retrospective (part one)
Following my reappraisal of the Foo Fighters discography, I decided to look back at something completely different this time…
Film Review: A Quiet Place – 8/10
‘Who are we if we can’t protect them? We have to protect them…’
Film Review: We Are Still Here – 7/10
‘They say he was no more than a shell of a man at the end…’
Film Review: The Witch – 8.5/10
‘Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?’
Film Review: The Visit – 7/10
‘Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?’
Film Review: The Descent – 8/10
‘I’m an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider…’
Film Review: The Conjuring 2 – 4/10
‘There was a crooked man. He walked a crooked mile…’
Film Review: Starry Eyes – 7/10
“Ambition – the blackest of human desires. Everyone has it, but how many act on it?’
