‘I saw a murder, and I’m going to prove it…’
Film Review: Terrifier 3 – 6/10
‘I was gonna do the blood thing too, but I was just worried about the cleanup…’
Film Review: Dracula (1931) – 7.5/10
‘There are far worse things awaiting man than death...’
Film Review: The Changeling – 8/10
‘That house is not fit to live in. No one’s been able to live in it. It doesn’t want people…’
Film Review: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane – 6/10
‘There she is boys, Mandy Lane…’
Film Review: Piranha 3DD – 2/10
Film Review: Phantasm – 7.5/10
‘You play a good game, boy, but the game is finished. Now you die…’
Film Review: Trancers – 5/10
Film Review: Black Christmas (2006) – 5/10
‘Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween…’
Film Review: The Mephisto Waltz – 6/10
‘People should be born at the age of 70 and live their life backwards…’
