‘She thinks fellatio is a character in Shakespeare…’
Film Review: Cherry Falls – 5/10
Film Review: Watcher – 7.5/10
‘I’ve always wanted to live an aimless existence in Bucharest…’
Film Review: I Know What You Did Last Summer – 6/10
‘We killed a man and ruined the lives of everyone he knew...’
Film Review: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood – 6.5/10
‘Not only are you a lousy doctor, you are a coward…’
Film Review: The Night House – 7/10
Film Review: A Classic Horror Story – 6.5/10
‘Why hasn’t anyone said it yet? This is the setup for a classic horror movie...’
Film Review: Dressed to Kill – 8/10
Film Review: Orphan: First Kill – 5/10
‘The Albrights have been here since the Mayflower arrived…’
Film Review: Straw Dogs – 8.5/10
Film Review: Christmas Bloody Christmas – 5/10
‘I didn’t know you two were a thing...’
