‘Can we take a minute and be impressed by me?’

The Things That Really Matter
‘Can we take a minute and be impressed by me?’
‘I think it is every girl’s dream to be Miss Crustacean...’
‘I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same...’
‘They’ll come back. They cannot die...’
‘You look like a seal in that. Sharks love seals...’
‘We strive to bring you closer to celebrity than ever before…’
‘First we’re freezing, now we’re gonna get sunburned…’
‘This doesn’t happen! Four Americans on a vacation don’t just disappear…’