‘There are some turds in the hall, clear them up…’
Film Review: Piranha 3D – 7/10
‘Piranha hunt in packs – not for protection, but for overwhelming force...’
Film Review: Hollow Man – 5/10
‘It’s amazing what you can do when you don’t have to look at yourself in the mirror any more...’
Film Review: Mysterious Skin – 8/10
‘Where normal people have a heart, Neil McCormick has a bottomless black hole…’
Film Review: Cocktail – 7/10
‘Everything ends badly, otherwise, it would never end…’
