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TV Review: The Simpsons – The Cremains of the Day

Season 35, Episode 15

‘Sometimes you don’t realise how thirsty you are until it’s right in front of you…’

‘A series of in-depth and freewheeling conversations with fascinating figures from across the globe…’

‘Yeah, we talk about life and stuff. It’s not like I’m trying to see his dick…’

‘They forget there are other ways of sending an image to the brain...’

RIP QK

‘This book employs a daring structure known as a dual narrative…’

‘You think that every disadvantaged person is just like a wild animal going through our garbage?‘

‘The rich don’t give a shit. Poor kids are cannon fodder. Integrity is a punch line...’

‘If I don’t have horses with monkeys riding them, the king of France won’t take me seriously…’