‘We love a contentious environment...’


The Things That Really Matter
‘I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains...’

‘I just happened to be nowhere near your neighbourhood...’

‘The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy…’

‘I can only put out the present fire… not the non-existent one…’

‘We pretended each marshmallow was a different mortal sin before burning it. Yours was lust…’

‘Why did you stay with me all those years if you knew that we were doomed?’

‘My wife’s going to leave me, my mates think I’m a wrong’un, and I’ve turned my son into a lunatic…’
