A beautifully preposterous man…
Film Review: The Predator – 7/10
‘Gentleman, they’re large, they’re fast, and fucking you up is their idea of tourism…’
Film Review: The Money Pit – 7/10
‘It’s a big house, we’ll divide it up! You stay in your half, I’ll stay in mine!’
Film Review: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom – 7.5/10
‘How many times must the point be made? We’re causing our own extinction…’
Film Review: Bad Times at the El Royale – 7/10
‘Miles, I fell down. I’m old. Shit happens, get the whiskey…’
Film Review: The Little Stranger – 6/10
‘What this house needs is a big dose of happiness…’
Film Review: Sully – 8/10
‘Everything is unprecedented until it happens for the first time…’
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Film Review – Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened – 7/10
‘I got to his office, fully prepared to suck his dick…’
Film Review: Rear Window – 8.5/10
‘Jeff, wives don’t nag, they discuss…’
