‘Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick...’
Continue reading “Film Review: This is 40 – 8/10”Film Review: Red Rooms – 8/10
‘I love seeing them lose everything…’
Continue reading “Film Review: Red Rooms – 8/10”Film Review: Grosse Pointe Blank – 8.5/10
‘If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there...’
Continue reading “Film Review: Grosse Pointe Blank – 8.5/10”Film Review: Knocked Up – 8.5/10
‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’
Film Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem – 8/10
‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’
Film Review: The Royal Hotel – 8/10
‘Am I yelling? No… Because you’re not someone even worthy of that…’
Continue reading “Film Review: The Royal Hotel – 8/10”Film Review: The Iron Claw – 8.5/10
Film Review: Serpico – 8.5/10
‘The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry–it just gets dirtier...’
Continue reading “Film Review: Serpico – 8.5/10”Film Review: King Kong (1933) – 9/10
‘It was beauty killed the beast…’
Continue reading “Film Review: King Kong (1933) – 9/10”Film Review: Mysterious Skin – 8/10
‘Where normal people have a heart, Neil McCormick has a bottomless black hole…’
Continue reading “Film Review: Mysterious Skin – 8/10”