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The Things That Really Matter
‘We strive to bring you closer to celebrity than ever before…’
‘First we’re freezing, now we’re gonna get sunburned…’
‘This doesn’t happen! Four Americans on a vacation don’t just disappear…’
‘I’m here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way...’
‘When I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you...’
‘I have no idea what you look like. You sound stupid…’
‘There’s nothing heroic about what I do. It’s dirty work...’
‘You shall eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters…’
‘Now get out of here before I have a heart attack trying to kill you...’
‘When a parent’s heart breaks, the sound can carry for miles…’