‘There are some turds in the hall, clear them up…’
Film Review: A Night at the Roxbury – 4/10
Film Review: Puss in Boots – 5/10
‘You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry…’
Film Review: Wolfs – 6/10
‘You take a job, you give your word and that word’s the measure of a man…’
Film Review: Terrifier 3 – 6/10
‘I was gonna do the blood thing too, but I was just worried about the cleanup…’
Film Review: Torn Curtain – 6/10
‘You told me nothing. You know nothing. I forbid you to leave this room…’
Film Review: Gladiator II – 5/10
‘What does my past matter, when my future is only to die as a gladiator?‘
Film Review: Rise of the Footsoldier: The Pat Tate Story – 6/10
‘The world was changing… Essex was changing…’
Film Review: Extract – 6/10
‘I think that I just got distracted with Dean, and the drugs, and the gigolos...’
Film Review: Dracula (1931) – 7.5/10
‘There are far worse things awaiting man than death...’
