‘If God created anything better than crack cocaine, he kept that shit for himself…’
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’What kind of name is Jack Deth?’
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‘It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog…’
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‘Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween…’
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‘People should be born at the age of 70 and live their life backwards…’
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‘I’m the abortion that got away…’
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‘Something horrible is about to happen…’
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‘That feeling like you’ve landed in the wrong life. Everybody feels that way…’
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‘Don’t you believe me?’
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