‘Do these look like the shoes of somebody who gives a fuck about the Velvet Underground?’
Film Review: Cube – 8/10
‘You’ve gotta save yourselves from yourselves…’
Film Review: Frontier(s) – 7/10
All the crazy shit you expect from French horror plus Nazis…
Book Review: Doctor Sleep
‘There came a time when you realised that moving on was pointless. That you took yourself with you wherever you went…’
Film Review: The Den – 7/10
Time to start sticking blu tac over your webcam…
Film Review: What We Do In The Shadows – 7.5/10
Two thirds of Flight of the Conchords serve up one of the most refreshing vampire films in years…
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Film Review: [REC] – 9/10
‘There’s something more to this place. Our cells don’t work. Neither does the T.V. or radio. We’re isolated…’
Film Review: The Seventh Seal – 9/10
Arty prequel (of sorts) to Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey…
Film Review: The Mothman Prophecies – 0/10
Ladies and gentlemen. My least favourite film of all time…
Film Review: Willow Creek – 6/10
Blair Bigfoot Project.
