‘Do not turn your back to the mirror. Do not open the door after dark. Do not go near the burrows…’
Film Review: The Watchers – 5/10
Film Review: Body Bags – 6/10
‘Ah, body bags. You see, if it’s murder, suicide or a nasty accident, they put them in here...’
Film Review: Anaconda – 4/10
‘Never look in the eyes of those you kill. They will haunt you forever…’
Film Review: V/H/S/Beyond – 6/10
‘Everything that we thought we knew is called into question…’
Film Review: Berberian Sound Studio – 5/10
‘Gilderoy, this is going to be a fantastic film. Brutal and honest…’
Film Review: The Wolfman (1941) – 7/10
Film Review: Smile 2 – 8/10
Film Review: Speak No Evil (2024) – 8/10
‘Technology’s advanced incredibly, but emotionally speaking, we’re all still just cave dwellers...’
Audiobook Review: If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Cambell
‘Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality…’
Film Review: The Monkey – 7/10
‘Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us… horribly. And that’s life…’
