‘They still remembered to use stones…’
Film Review: My Nightmare on Elm Street – 6/10
‘It wasn’t subtext, it was right there…’
Film Review: Rare Exports – 6/10
‘The real Santa was totally different. The Coca-Cola Santa is just a hoax…’
Film Review: Gremlins – 9/10
‘The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas…’
Film Review: Friday the 13th A New Beginning – 2/10
‘Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He’s nothing but a handful of ash…’
Film Review: His House – 7.5/10
31 Days of Night: Halloween II (2009) – 7/10
‘Only a river of blood can bring us back together….’
31 Days of Night: RANKED – Hellraiser
‘The first five Hellraiser films from worst to best…’
