‘Roses are red, violets are blue, one is dead, and so are you...’

The Things That Really Matter
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, one is dead, and so are you...’
‘I believe the common people, the lower class people, are less sensitive to pain…’
‘They’re like something from a nightmare…’
‘In the year 2025, the best men don’t run for president, they run for their lives…‘
‘She thinks fellatio is a character in Shakespeare…’
‘Seems like there’s something missing in me that the rest of the world has...’
‘Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad...’