‘You shall eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters…’
Film Review: Mad God – 7/10
Film Review: The Host – 7/10
‘When a parent’s heart breaks, the sound can carry for miles…’
TV Review: What We Do in the Shadows – Season 6
‘You people are as much fun as the plague…’
Film Review: Subspecies – 6/10
Live Review: Inside No. 9 – Stage/Fright – 9/10
‘There won’t be a dry seat in the house…’
Film Review: The Mummy (1932) – 6/10
‘Maybe he got too gay with the vestal virgins in the temple...’
Film Review: Lake Placid – 5/10
‘ I’m rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole…’
Film Review: The Coffee Table – 8/10
‘The glass is unbreakable, so your table will last forever...’
