‘You look like a seal in that. Sharks love seals...’


The Things That Really Matter
‘You look like a seal in that. Sharks love seals...’

‘Wouldn’t it make sense that a crazy person would find relief in onscreen histrionics?‘

‘We strive to bring you closer to celebrity than ever before…’

‘First we’re freezing, now we’re gonna get sunburned…’

‘I’d like to report a truck driver who’s been endangering my life...’

‘Of all the ways to lose a person, death is the kindest…’

‘This doesn’t happen! Four Americans on a vacation don’t just disappear…’

‘I have no idea what you look like. You sound stupid…’

‘We’ll begin with a reign of terror, a few murders here and there…’
