‘Maybe he got too gay with the vestal virgins in the temple...’

The Things That Really Matter
‘Maybe he got too gay with the vestal virgins in the temple...’
‘ I’m rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole…’
‘The glass is unbreakable, so your table will last forever...’
‘Half the killers in this country say the same thing – the voices told me to do it…’
‘Do not turn your back to the mirror. Do not open the door after dark. Do not go near the burrows…’
‘Ah, body bags. You see, if it’s murder, suicide or a nasty accident, they put them in here...’