‘I looked out over the Mississippi and swore I’d never leave…’
Film Review: Tightrope – 6/10
Film Review: Cha Cha Real Smooth – 8/10
‘I can’t tell whether you’re holding back a desire to be close or a desire to be distant…’
Film Review: Black Narcissus – 8/10
‘You are objectionable when sober, and abominable when drunk…’
Film Review: Constantine – 7/10
‘What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager…’
Film Review: Passenger 57 – 6/10
‘You wouldn’t take advantage of a helpless man…’
Film Review: John Tucker Must Die – 5/10
‘Dude, I’m deep. I’m dating the poetry club…’
Film Review: American Movie – 8.5/10
‘I don’t believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes…’
Film Review: Piranha II: The Spawning – 3/10
Film Review: Rebel Ridge – 7.5/10
‘You could offer me eternal life or a catfish sandwich and the answer would still be the same…’
