‘It was just carnage…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘This, I think, is a two-pipe problem...’
‘We crave mystery, ’cause there’s none left…’
‘To have never gone to war is something to be proud of...’
‘Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick...’
‘If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there...’
‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’
‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’