“But Dead Tom’s always been dead. That’s why he’s called Dead Tom…’
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Film Review: Mr Jones – 7/10
Not the romantic comedy starring Richard Gere…
Film Review: Mother! – 9/10
“You give, and you give, and you give. It’s just never enough….’
Film Review: Moana – 7/10
‘If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess…’
Film Review: Mike Bassett England Manager – 7.5/10
‘Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two…’
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Film Review: Lady Bird – 7/10
“Lady Bird always says that she lives in on the wrong side of the tracks, but I always thought that that was like a metaphor, but there are actual train tracks…’
Film Review: Jobs – 6/10
“Here’s to the crazy ones…’
Film Review: Jim & Andy – 5/10
“No one really knew what was real or not real half the time…’
Film Review: Jigsaw – 4/10
“You know what happens if we don’t play by the rules…’
Film Review: It Comes at Night – 8/10
“You can’t trust anyone but family…’
