‘Welcome, and happy Midsommar!’
Film Review: Bumblebee – 7/10
‘They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn’t set off any red flags?’
Film Review: Annabelle Creation – 7/10
‘Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin…’
Film Review: Now You See Me 2 – 7/10
‘A magician’s greatest strength is an empty fist…’
Film Review: Us – 8/10
‘Once upon a time, there was a girl and the girl had a shadow…’
Film Review: Commando – 7/10
‘You’re a funny guy Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last…’
Film Review: Brawl in Cell Block 99 – 8.5/10
‘I’d rather knit baby booties with pink yarn than hit people for no reason…’
Film Review: Venom – 5.5/10
‘Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time…’
Film Review: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile – 7/10
‘People don’t realise that murderers do not come out in the dark with long teeth and saliva dripping off their chin…’
Film Review: Suspiria – 7/10
‘Love and manipulation, they share houses very often…’
