‘We will not allow this time of darkness to extinguish the everlasting light…’
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‘GET OVER HERE!’
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‘This is only a test of our faith…’
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‘No one cares what you have to think or say in that situation…’
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‘It would’ve made so much more sense if it’d been called, like, Army Base Rock ’99 Featuring Limp Bizkit...’
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‘But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent…’
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‘I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother...’
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‘The problem is you’re not smart enough to know how not smart you are…’
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‘God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children…’
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‘Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? I don’t know which is which...’
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