‘So funny you’ll be glad you’re having a baby!’


The Things That Really Matter
‘There is little more threatening to the social order than a woman who’s angry…’

‘It’s silence that is a marriage’s best friend…’

‘It certainly tweaked my insecurity nipples…’

‘Is there any moment in time when you‘re doing something better than watching Predator?‘

‘Wouldn’t it make sense that a crazy person would find relief in onscreen histrionics?‘

‘Remember when we thought Donny wut whole world?‘

‘It’s a town built on a rock-solid foundation of insecurity...’
