A heavy metal apocalypse…
Film Review: War Dogs – 8/10
‘All the money is made between the lines…’
Film Review: The Rock – 8.5/10
‘Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen…’
Film Review: Kong: Skull Island – 7/10
‘An uncharted island? Let me list all the ways you’re gonna die…’
Film Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 – 8.5/10
“There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not…’
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Film Review: Saving Private Ryan – 9/10
“Is that what I’m supposed to tell your mother when she gets another folded American flag…’
Film Review: Muppet Treasure Island – 7/10
“But Dead Tom’s always been dead. That’s why he’s called Dead Tom…’
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Film Review: Alien Resurrection – 7/10
‘I should have known. No human being is that humane…’
Deepwater Horizon – 8/10
Titanic for grown ups…
Film Review: Deadpool – 8/10
‘A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls…’
