‘I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum…’
‘I guess you have a choice. You want a war? Or do you wanna just give me a gun?’
‘You’re so dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?’
‘I’m not gonna fight your war. I’m gonna end it…’
‘They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn’t set off any red flags?’
‘A magician’s greatest strength is an empty fist…’
‘You’re a funny guy Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last…’
‘I’d rather knit baby booties with pink yarn than hit people for no reason…’