‘ Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist…’
Film Review: Razorback – 5/10
‘There’s something about blasting the shit out of a razorback that brightens up my whole day...’
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‘After you’ve taken everything, what will be left?‘
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‘You look like you sell iPhone cases to teenagers at the mall…’
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‘Frylock is dead to me… I’ll never speak with him again…’
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‘I’m taking such good care of my little white boys…’
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‘I can’t lie to you about your chances. But you have my sympathies…’
Film Review: The Dark Tower – 3/10
‘The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed….’
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‘For some of us, The Troubles is the elephant in our living room…’
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‘I’m not leaving until I have a barrel full of Nazi hearts…’
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