‘How many followers do you have now?”


The Things That Really Matter
‘You look like a seal in that. Sharks love seals...’

‘You create your own reality. Truth is a malleable thing…’

‘Wouldn’t it make sense that a crazy person would find relief in onscreen histrionics?‘

‘We strive to bring you closer to celebrity than ever before…’

‘I just shit myself in my pants, seriously…’

‘First we’re freezing, now we’re gonna get sunburned…’
