‘It wasn’t subtext, it was right there…’
Film Review: My Nightmare on Elm Street – 6/10
Film Review: Bunch of Kunst (A Film About Sleaford Mods) – 7/10
‘It’s important that someone is saying these things right now…’
Film Review: Friday the 13th A New Beginning – 2/10
‘Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He’s nothing but a handful of ash…’
31 Days of Night: Don’t Breathe – 8/10
‘There is nothing a man cannot do once he accepts the fact that there is no God…’
31 Days of Night: They Look Like People – 7/10
‘I don’t believe what you believe but I know you believe it…’
31 Days of Night: The Endless – 7.5/10
‘The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear…’
31 Days of Night: The Hunt – 6/10
“Depends on whether they’re smart pretending to be idiots or idiots pretending to be smart…”
31 Days of Night: Escape Room – 7.5/10
Film Review: Dragged Across Concrete – 8.5/10
‘A couple more years and you’ll be human steamroller…’
Film Review: The Inbetweeners 2 – 6.5/10
‘Chasing a girl around Australia isn’t romantic, it’s extreme stalking…’
