‘She left me on Friday, and ruined my weekend…’

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‘She left me on Friday, and ruined my weekend…’
‘Madness, as we call it, manifests itself in many ways…’
‘It’s easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for…’
Take your shoes off, and I will throw them in the lake…
‘Lace up your hiking boots and pick a bunk…’
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